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seriousjones:

*gets abducted by aliens*

alien: tell us about how you humans perform romantic relationships

me:

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mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

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straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

officialunitedstates:

Sending a winky face is sexting and you’re going to jail

now THIS is a problem

please signal boost this i dont want to go to jail

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annalovesfiction:

this is the most romantic thing to say to me

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skiretehfox:

chasingthelight5:

fandomcollector:

its-halloween-cas:

becca-morley:

you fucked up

My six pack has arrived due to laughter

There are actual tears streaming down my face

THE TORNADO ONE

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

SIRI NO

(via z0ne-zero)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me: babe watch where u step dont fall

gf: fALL??!!?!?1!!?///!?!?! LIE K HTE RE IcHE NbaCH FaLL???@?!?!??!?!/1/?OR SAM IN TGEH PIT?!/1?1?!11!! OGM MY FEEL S I CNT EVBNE TGHIS IS WORDSE THAN RO[SE ON TH EBEACH ALOEN DNT LOOK A TME 

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